Newsletter: PJSD March 2008

Posted by bunkertor on March 5, 2008 in Flat Track, Press Release, SheDevils

Dearest Penn Jersey She-Devils Roller Derby fans,

Thank you for your interest in our roller derby league! As you probably know, we are the first league to bring roller derby back to the Philadelphia area in almost 30 years and we skate by old-school rules…the way it should be! We draw our inspiration from roller derby’s history and our coaches, Judy “the Polish Ace” Sowinski and Arnold “Skip” Schoen, both of whom skated professional roller derby with the Philadelphia Warriors. Some of you may be newer fans who saw us defeat Canada and some of you may be older fans who haven’t heard from us in a while; either way, from now on you’ll be getting updates on our whereabouts so you can join in on the fun!

My name is Tuffy Muffy (#5) and I’ll be your faithful correspondent, updating you on all our up-coming games and events monthly. Our 2008 season is starting to pick up speed as new recruits have been placed on each of our 3 interleague women’s teams: the Fallen Angels, the Sadistic Sweethearts, and the Dishonor Roll. Keep your eyes on our hot new website that is in the process of being launched for updated rosters. There you can also find important information like what drink to buy your favorite player at the after-party! www.shedevilsrollerderby.com

March is keeping us busy with events that you do NOT want to miss! Our first big fundraiser of the year is on Friday, March 7th at Sisters Nightclub where the She-Devils proudly present a hot and sexy Drag King Review! All are welcome to attend and delight in performances by the Philly Kings, the NY Kings, and even amateur Kings from the She-Devils! After being enticed by the charms of our Kings, your amorousness can seek a little release at our ALWAYS popular kissing booth. Not to worry if you’re shy, there will be plenty of social lubricant to ease things along! Namely, drink specials from 9-11pm and jello shots for as long as supplies last! And lastly, a hint for you ladies and gents on how to use the She-Devils’ kissing booth in your favor…if you see a She-Devil you’d like to smooch, grab her [respectfully…you don’t wanna get socked…] off the dancefloor and pull her behind the booth, fork over your dollar, and pucker up…rinse…repeat. Sisters Nightclub is located at 1320 Chancelor Street in Philly. www.sistersnightclub.com

If you just can’t get enough of us on Friday night, check us out Sunday morning. We’ll be strutting our stuff (on wheels, of course) at the Philly St. Patrick’s Day Parade on March 9th. We’ll be right there with all the floats, Irish dancers, and guys that poured a little too much Bailey’s in their morning coffee, so look out for us!

From March 14th -16th, the She-Devils will be in attendance at the Monster Mania Convention in Mount Laurel, NJ. Not only can you watch screenings of your favorite horror flicks and meet your favorite horror stars, but you can also meet the She-Devils! If you ask nicely, we’ll use our derby skills to protect you from the zombies and Gremlins. I will be shopping my latest script around: Alien vs Derby Girl.

Finally, March culminates in our season opener: Sadistic Sweethearts vs Dishonor Roll on Saturday, March 22nd at the International Sports and Fun Center in Mount Laurel, NJ! This is one game you wanna see for yourself. I have it on good grounds that the Dishonor Roll captains, Classy Chassis and Miss Chievious, have it personally out for the Sadistic Sweetheart captains, Lucky Luciano and Cherry Bomber. You should of have seen the way they double teamed Cherry at our Fort Dix game in February! I had to look away! These are two evenly matched teams with the Dishonor Roll being our newest established team despite having a number of veteran players and the Sweethearts with 4 of our newest and most-promising skaters! This game is sure to be fiery; fortunately, the drinks at the after-party will be ice-cold! For tickets, check out our website www.shedevilsrollerderby.com or attend any of our March events! We can’t wait to see you there!

Sincerely,
Tuffy Muffy #5

P.S. If you’d like to request a She-Devils presence at your event, simply contact us with information about your event, the date, and the time. We’d be happy to show up and work the crowd at your happy hour, dance party, gig, business luncheon, inaugural address, etc. events@shedevilsrollerderby.com

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